Welcome to Glass-bottom Boat Rides!
Well look at that! You can really see the ocean below!
Granddad used to claim he was almost a deep sea diver before he met grandma.
This boat has a ceiling. The ceiling is made of glass.
The boat has walls which are also made of glass.
We’re in a glass boat-cube.
It’s made of lots of smaller panels. Every edge and corner reflect the sunshine.
It’s too heavy to float, so the glass box sinks.
The seams are sealed tight. No water is getting in here.
Let’s all sink to the bottom!
Look at that school of fish!
We’ve hit the bottom of the ocean in our glass bottom boat.
Ocean dirt below. Dark blue everywhere else.
No snacks down here.
Someone has already peed in the corner.
Our tour began almost an hour ago. Three days ago. I can’t remember anymore.
Nothing left to do but scream and die.
The fish aren’t mad. They’ve got something to talk about.